It's been so long
Having failed to pass the school of flirting as a horny teen, see my greatest regret post. I have been with my current lady Deskbound for nearly 11 years (still not married - eek! But insanley happy).

I still like the window shopping side of things, but am amazed at the times I'm
told by 'er indoors that said lady I have been, served a drink by, sold clothing, walked past etc, has checked me out or made a pass. I just seem to be completely oblivious. Perhaps this is for the better, or maybe she has altered my programming or something.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:34, 5 replies)

Or she's lying, as part of a complicated, opaque and utterly devious plan.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:47, closed)

True
It could be that I am the big gorilla that I always thought I was. Bumhats all round!
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:49, closed)

Hmmmmmmmmmm, Closet Fudgepacker
methinks and she's keeping you Ungay.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:25, closed)

Ungay
Isn't that in South America?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 21:23, closed)

Just say no
To fudge. I'm afraid not dear boy. I'm an otters pocket fan and nothing else. I think Ungay is right next to Notocock, an Native American smallholding.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 21:40, closed)