This is a rapist from a while ago, but what the hell!
I used to live in Bermondsey, an unexotic part of South London that is home to Millwall FC.

We had a visitor from the States for some reason, I can't remember his name but I think it was David.

When David arrived the first thing he said was "Hey, tell me.. where can I get some British pussy? I need some British ass". He was only 19 and not lacking in self-belief, despite having a face like a bag of arses. Anyway David was endlessly talking about his seduction techniques, and guaranteed chat-up lines.

We took him to the least rough local pub one night, and he suddenly said "you see that chick over there by the bar? Well she's going to get laid tonight".
We said no, please don't but it was too late and he was over there in an instant.

"Hey baby! Tell me, is you dad a thief?"
"What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
"because...because he stole the stars and put them..."
"Fuck off now or I'll knife you".

he also came back in tears one day because he'd been "attacked" by a group of locals. He said "I just wanted to shoot some hoops, but this gang chased me back to the flat, kicking me in the butt".
"Oh no, how old were they?"
"Only about 6 or 7 years old, but there were, like, loads of them".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:17, 3 replies)

Hahahahahahahahaha
"But there were loads of them"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:25, closed)

This is great
Maybe it's a North American thing? Had a Canadian mate stay over and he tried it on with the corny lines on a few of the 'ladies' in the pubs down Holloway Road... He won't be doing that again in a hurry.

He actually cried.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:30, closed)

I work in Bermondsey
So I can sympathise. Just looking at some people will get you knifed*.


*Not an exaggeration.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:47, closed)