There's a girl in the office whose first name rhymes with my surname.
I intend to propose to her based on the comedy value of this alone. I have it on good authority from a mutual friend that when asked to identify me, she referred to me as "the jolly fella with the glasses and the stubble". I am taking this as a sign of nascent affection.

Wish me luck!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:14, 8 replies)

Just rember the formula
No + rohypnol = yes

And that a restraining order is just a posh valentine's card.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:18, closed)

ah, funny you should say that..
Have you heard about this cocktail I am claiming having invented? It's called a 'Rojito' - I bet you can guess what's in it!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:23, closed)

That's true...
She could have said "the fat, geeky, scruffy guy". You're well in.
(mark schmark, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:58, closed)

I know!

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:59, closed)

.
Is her name Fawningstar?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:59, closed)

Porningstar

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:15, closed)

Porno star that does everything?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:35, closed)

fingers crossed!

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:51, closed)