Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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Knock KnockYes?
Sorry to disturb you, sir, but someone appears to have left a booby-trapped sheep carcass on your doorstep.
Really? Are you sure?
Quite positive, I'm afraid.
Well, thanks for alerting me. I suppose I'll call the council or the police or something, see if I can get rid of it. Who are you anyway?
All I'm allowed to tell you is that I represent the Catholic Guilt-Ridden Sheep-Bombers' Association. Have a nice day.
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.Yeti., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 16:44,
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