Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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Your user name depresses me.It makes me feel weird. Misery McUglywife? What does that even mean?
I can be in a great mood...then I pop to b3ta and see 'Misery McUglywife' everywhere and suddenly my mood evaporates.
Can't you change it? May I suggest 'Happy McFuckwit' - it's kind of upbeat, jolly and won't send me into a deep depression each time I read it?
Misery McUglywife? It's so dark and awful. I don't want to be dragged down into whatever hell you're living. If life's that bad, just divorce her and trade up for a better looking model.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:20,
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Shambo gave it to me after Brigadier "stole" ringofyre.I like it. I think Shambo was trying to suggest that I was miserable and that my wife is ugly - neither of which is true. More about it here - b3ta.com/questions/emergencyservices/post1967731#post1967866.
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