This is what the kids these days call a 'zong', right?
I'm no expert but it looks like a jolly good one to me. I've half a mind to 're-twit' this on my 'My Face' 'wall'.

Lots Of Love My Ass Off on the Floor!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:40, 1 reply)

You know you're old when you've got to look it up in urban dictionary.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:49, closed)

or when you get so bored with that broad-hipped farming stock Sheila you married
that you'd rather knob even a post stroke Helen Daniels than stick your 'ute' up that spade-faced hag ever again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:10, closed)

or spend hours of your life trading witty repartee
with people on a forum based website.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:17, closed)

this is another one of those 'zongs' isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:19, closed)

I enjoyed reading this.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 14:31, closed)