Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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Sausages IIMy sausages are good, they fill me full of glee,
They're long and round and tasty, and very sausagy.
Sausages are fucking great, you know just what that means!
You eat the cunts with some hash browns, and eggs and toast and beans.
I love sausage porn on the Internet, it takes up all my bandwidth,
I have a wank and then I have, a lovely sausage sandwich.
I just fucking love sausages! I am a sausage sucker!
I have to fill my wife's cunt with sausage meat, that's the only way I'll fuck her.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 7:47, Reply)
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