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Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
( , Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
( , Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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CANNIBAL
Gorging on your flesh
These are the kind of pleasures I have risen for
My need will never be satisfied
My thirst for blood will never die
I’m gonna eat you alive
Cannibal
Back from the dead to take your life
If music be the sound of death, play on.
Gnawing at your face
Chewing on your gums
Eagerly consuming every part
Slurping up your lungs
Tearing off your lips
Wrapping a cold hand around your beating heart
Scattering your brains
Ripping out your throat
Gulping gouts of arterial red
Shattering your skull
Flaying off your hide
You can’t withstand the fury of the living dead
My need will never be satisfied
My thirst for blood will never die
I’m gonna eat you alive
Cannibal
Back from the dead to take your life
If humans be the food of me, scream on.
Annihilating greed
Eviscerating fast
Not leaving you the time to run or scream
Inhuman cannibal
Devouring as you fall
A murdering psychotic death machine
Shredding hunks of flesh
Gnawing knuckles clean
Spilling out your guts on to the floor
Biting earlobes off
Sucking on your spleen
These are the kind of pleasures I have risen for
I’m a zombie
Flesh-eater
An undead
Flesh-eating
Cannibal
And if you think you can escape, my friend, you’re fucking wrong.
Ripping off your head
Sucking out your eyes
Tearing all the muscle from your jaw
Smashing in your ribs
Pulping your insides
Ghoulishly devising all the ways of your demise
Grinding up your bones
Crunching up your teeth
Brutally dismembering your corpse
Snapping off your arms
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:27, 3 replies)
Gorging on your flesh
These are the kind of pleasures I have risen for
My need will never be satisfied
My thirst for blood will never die
I’m gonna eat you alive
Cannibal
Back from the dead to take your life
If music be the sound of death, play on.
Gnawing at your face
Chewing on your gums
Eagerly consuming every part
Slurping up your lungs
Tearing off your lips
Wrapping a cold hand around your beating heart
Scattering your brains
Ripping out your throat
Gulping gouts of arterial red
Shattering your skull
Flaying off your hide
You can’t withstand the fury of the living dead
My need will never be satisfied
My thirst for blood will never die
I’m gonna eat you alive
Cannibal
Back from the dead to take your life
If humans be the food of me, scream on.
Annihilating greed
Eviscerating fast
Not leaving you the time to run or scream
Inhuman cannibal
Devouring as you fall
A murdering psychotic death machine
Shredding hunks of flesh
Gnawing knuckles clean
Spilling out your guts on to the floor
Biting earlobes off
Sucking on your spleen
These are the kind of pleasures I have risen for
I’m a zombie
Flesh-eater
An undead
Flesh-eating
Cannibal
And if you think you can escape, my friend, you’re fucking wrong.
Ripping off your head
Sucking out your eyes
Tearing all the muscle from your jaw
Smashing in your ribs
Pulping your insides
Ghoulishly devising all the ways of your demise
Grinding up your bones
Crunching up your teeth
Brutally dismembering your corpse
Snapping off your arms
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:27, 3 replies)
Hahahahaha awesome.
Metal gets very silly very quickly - I was at a gig last Monday; it was hilarious.
"I AM VERY CROSS! I HAVE WRITTEN SOME LYRICS! GRRR! I REALLY AM QUITE CROSS!"
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:49, closed)
Metal gets very silly very quickly - I was at a gig last Monday; it was hilarious.
"I AM VERY CROSS! I HAVE WRITTEN SOME LYRICS! GRRR! I REALLY AM QUITE CROSS!"
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:49, closed)
Send More Paramedics Vaggy. BEST. ZOMBIE BAND. EVER.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Send_More_Paramedics
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 9:05, closed)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Send_More_Paramedics
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 9:05, closed)
Hahahaha
Reminds me of an excellent opening to an interview with Marilyn Manson in one of the music mags: "For all the weird single contact lens and make-up, the aggressive metal guitars and ultra-violent lyrics, Marilyn Manson loses a certain amount of his mystique the moment you find out his real name is Brian ..."
They also had a picture of him "The self-proclaimed god oF Fuck", and next to it a picture of his cat; "The cat of Fuck".
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 9:08, closed)
Reminds me of an excellent opening to an interview with Marilyn Manson in one of the music mags: "For all the weird single contact lens and make-up, the aggressive metal guitars and ultra-violent lyrics, Marilyn Manson loses a certain amount of his mystique the moment you find out his real name is Brian ..."
They also had a picture of him "The self-proclaimed god oF Fuck", and next to it a picture of his cat; "The cat of Fuck".
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 9:08, closed)
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