I'm afraid I do have to agree with you about VB.
Then again you've never had Coopers so you probably don't know what a real beer is like.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:14, 2 replies)

Yes - us Brits are famous for being ale-shy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:26, closed)

I've had Coopers,
and Han Ice, Carlton Cold, all the different Tooheys, West End bitter, and any other number of Australian beer, and they all have one thing in common. They're fucking awful.

So, I put it to you that a nation that claims to love beer, yet has never managed to produce one that is even remotely drinkable, probably can't make something that's nice to spread on toast, either.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:48, closed)

fuck you, mate
most pommy beers like carling are so awful most pubs in england only sell foreign lagers. australia might not mix it with krauts (or any country they invaded) when it comes to beer, but at least we've learned how to make it cold.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:04, closed)

A couple of points
A: Carling is not beer.
B: British beer is served cold.
C: Australians wouldn't know real beer if it came up and gave them a haircut.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:11, closed)

There are over a thousand real ale breweries in the UK.
We're only teasing miseryflab here but the fact is that Oz is decades behind in terms of quality and variety of beer. I'm sure you tell one another reassuring tales about warm Carling but the truth is slightly more bitter. Excuse the pun.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, closed)

Hmm.
Posting about 5 hours after I asked you for proof of your quotes.

No proof and lots of dribbled shit.
If I didn't know better I'd be beginning to suspect that you were being less than honest here shambo.
Oh well, yet another character flaw. It's a pity you haven't got a med. based doctorate - if the RL shambo is anything like the online shambo - you'd be a psychiatrists wet dream.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:02, closed)

Two in the morning. Been on the internet for eighteen hours straight. Still wrong. Still crying.
sniffle blub sniffle boo hoo
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:06, closed)

Just got up actually.
Knock a bit of work on the head. Thank you for the link. Finally.

"XXXX Gold dominates Queensland, country NSW and Victoria" - you should read up the history of Fourex. Might tell you why Queenslanders don't like it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:33, closed)

There's been a link there for ten hours, you dumb cunt.
And you've been posting on the internet from 6am til 2am. Think about that next time you start chortling about other people's online lives, pussycat. And weep like the fatastrophe that you truly are.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:35, closed)

You're going to have to do some quick ninja editing there shambo -
careful tho - visual proof that you're a liar never looks good.

And no, I woke up at about 0145. It's ok tho - I'd put y book aside and drifted off by about 2100.
Cheers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:51, closed)

Larger it's okay on a hot day BUT
it all tastes the bloody same

Cider & proper beer is were it's at.

It's a bit of a double edged sword tho' sometimes you try one that tastes like dirty washing up water that has been strained through a tramps trousers but rather that than Carling anyday ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:11, closed)

You tried Han Ice, Carlton Cold, all the different Tooheys, West End bitter, etc.

Edenmonster were you purposefully trying to taste the worst beers in the country? Next time ask a (non-bogan) local which beer to drink, it won't be any of the ones you just mentioned
(w0lf, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 5:59, closed)