Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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Indian Delicious Hot Food To Take Away Sir[Best read aloud in an Indian accent to the tune of Camptown Races]
Indian Food cooked just for you
Doo-daah, doo-daah
Would Sir chance a Vindaloo?
Oh de doo-daah day
Cooked your favourite way
By credit card you can pay
Gonna pop your curry in a plastic bag
Then you can take it away
Or perhaps a Rogan Josh
Doo-daah, doo-daah
Ever so delicious nosh
Oh de doo-daah day
Cooked your favourite way
By credit card you can pay
Gonna pop your curry in a plastic bag
Then you can take it away
Would Sir like some Pilau Rice?
Doo-daah, doo-daah
It’s yellow and it’s very nice
Oh de doo-daah day
Cooked your favourite way
By credit card you can pay
Gonna pop your curry in a plastic bag
Then you can take it away
And of course a Keema Nan
Doo-daah, doo-daah
Our chef is from Pakistan
Oh de doo-daah day
Cooked your favourite way
By credit card you can pay
Gonna pop your curry in a plastic bag
Then you can take it away
Tomorrow sitting on the loo
Doo-daah, doo-daah
You will shit out molten pooh
Oh de doo-daah day
Cooked your favourite way
By credit card you can pay
Gonna pop your curry in a plastic bag
Then you can take it away
HAI!
(, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 18:45, 2 replies)
Are you looking for sympathy or derision?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:02,
closed)
Either -it's all attention!
Indifference, as you *should* know, is the thing that really hurts.
(, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:14, closed)
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