Food Sabotage to help my job
I used to hate my job as my boss was a total arsehole.

He wouldn't appear until late and when he did he used to really wind up the locals. Personally, I was left alone as he thought I was a pretty stupid person (which I would probably say is true but sometimes I actually played dumb to avoid being given more work).

Anyway, back to the sabotage.

One day when my boss was incapacitated and his right hand man was running about the place I saw a chance to get my own back on him for everything he has done and switched a bottle the lacky was due to use with a bottle of tomato sauce. Thanks to that bottle the incantation to bring my boss back did not go to plan.

Now instead of spending my mornings disposing of the bodies of blood drained peasents I'm looking after a bloke who sounds like David Jason and enjoys the vegetarian meals I cook for him.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:15, 5 replies)

This is something.
What is it?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:16, closed)

That took me three readings.
Bah.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:21, closed)

I'm not sure what this was referring to either; but I'm sure that if I re-read it enough, "Ooy'll get it!
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:40, closed)

It's Count Duckula
that is very clever.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:57, closed)

Thank you!
I was at a gig last year (I'm 22) and was the oldest one there bar a few parents. To make me feel even older, when the crowd began to surge I quoted Braveheart's "hold...HOLD...HOOLLD!!!" To no reaction. Then someone near me quoted 300 and everyone laughed... I hadn't even seen 300 :(

Well, now I no longer feel old!
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 3:45, closed)