For the veg
Cover it in a fine layer of grit and sand - very nasty to much on...mind you, the celery we get it already covered in grit!
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 23:47, 2 replies)

That's a shit idea
Veg is normally washed prior to eating. So the grit would be washed off
( RiverBlues Hello, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 23:50, closed)

hmmm
this is actually a good idea, or it is giving me more ideas!

Would it be possible to somehow hollow out an apple/pear/tomato and get a whole bunch of sand inside?

That would be hilarious.
(little fawn, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 23:59, closed)

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You can get those things to de-core apples and the such like. If you're feeling fancy then you could de-core it, get the insides out with a knife or small spoon of some description, re-fill with whatever you want then cut the tops off the core and glue in place.

I expect this plan to have an unbelieveably low success rate. Still.. it could be fun to try out new ideas and you wouldnt have to get any cats involved.
(i should have joined myspace, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 0:09, closed)

i have time..
and sand!

Sand mixed with hot sauce AHAHAHA *evil laughter*

If it was a darker apple I don't think sticking the core cork back in would be that noticeable, especially if it was on an organic apple with rough skin.
(little fawn, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 0:24, closed)