Not technically sabotage...
...but it could have been done on purpose. I'd arranged to meet a friend at Victoria station, and as I'm waiting I happen to notice possibly the world's worst transvestite sitting down to eat outside Burger King. Honestly, he had a beard. I decided not to snigger because he was around 9 feet tall and he could probably beat me to a pulp whilst still in stilettos.

Anyway, much like myself he performed "burger surgery" before he ate (opening it up and removing the tomatoes and anything else that may wind up down the front of your shirt/dress). As he opened it up a pigeon swooped in from nowhere and shat all over his exposed burger.

I have honestly never seen anyone look so sad as that 9 foot man-lady did as he stared at his shit-covered burger.
(GONEism, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 10:16, 12 replies)

You appear
...to have a mine of some of the most entertaining anecdotes around these here parts.

This one's no exception.

*does actually 'LOL'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 10:49, closed)

This
made me laugh in a way that attracted much attention from my colleagues.

Poor 9 foot man-lady.
( Moey, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 10:59, closed)

Just when life is bad enough for a 9ft transvestite.
It gets worse *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:00, closed)

my brother
once witnessed a massive tranny-brawl on Manchester's Piccadilly Station - running battles all round the place, coppers everywhere etc.

He swears blind he witnessed a stubble-chinned tattooed six-footer bludgeoning another similar hard-looking geezer-bird with his own stilletto.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:12, closed)

Hee hee
It's like a real life Monty Python sketch (just a little bit more brutal).
( Moey, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:28, closed)

I always thought...
...Bad Transvestite was a town in Austria.

/coat
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:50, closed)

I am trying very hard
not to laugh out loud right now. I work in an open plan office and right now my face is contorted into a strange shape because I'm holding the lol in.

Poor man-lady. I'm getting great mental images
(Eldoofus, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:03, closed)

Aww
This makes me feel too sad :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:34, closed)

I am
giggling like a loon.

Thanks you.

clicketty.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:01, closed)

I'm sorry, but a little bit of wee just came out.
You see, I'm a teacher and I've now got to spend the next hour standing in front of a load of 8 year olds.

Thanks.
(Toxoplasmosis Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 8:57, closed)

aww.
I feel sorry for him/her.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:43, closed)

Surely,
the best term for an ambiguously gendered person is achieved by abbreviating her/him to the classic "herm"?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 16:57, closed)