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This is a question Food sabotage

Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Michael Winner again.
So, smart-arsed cunt director and food ‘critic’ Michael Winner came into the restaurant the other evening. I decided to pay him back for a lifetime of generally being a twat by wanking into his crème brulee.

Unfortunately the patrons of the establishment didn’t take kindly to me standing in the middle of his table, frantically pulling myself off and grinning like a wanking Jap. So the management threw me onto the street, lad still in hand, before I could give him his ‘just desserts’.

To cap it all, I got spunk on my suede shoes as I was forcibly ejected.

Never one to give up easily, I was able to sneak into the kitchen the next day when no one was looking, with the intention of adding my own 'chef's special sauce' into his spaghetti carbonara. Due to an unfortunate and frankly unlikely bout of myopia, I misjudged the distance between groin and pan, and burned my cock.

Sometimes life ain’t fair. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:36, 7 replies)
*Pfft!*
I commend you on your character appraisal.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:40, closed)
You fool
You KNOW Winner hates people wanking into his creme brulee.

He prefers to do it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:40, closed)
Ah
I wondered why he looked upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:01, closed)
this is why QOTW is twat

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:17, closed)
And yet
you post here...

But not as much as on /talk it would seem. The home of witty repartee and articulate banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:33, closed)
have some clickage from me !
"grinning like a wanking jap" did it for me.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:17, closed)
I liked the suede shoes
And of course, standing on the table too.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 17:28, closed)

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