Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Whinging HaggisNot sure if i may have already posted this particular tale of Scottish woe here before but just in case.... here goes...
back about 15 years ago, my mother ran a hotel which catered for students going to the local college. at once point we had one particular student who was very vocal about EVERYTHING. Complaining about anything he could lay his eyes on and basicly being a pain in the ass to everyone in the place.
People were generally sick to the back teeth with him. Not just my mother and the staff but the other residents aswell.
Enter me, with a truly disgusting scheme which involved a Durex and a tin of Pedigree Chum.
My mother approached him asking him if he would like to hve a traditional Haggis for his dinner one night. His face lit up and he eagerly accepted the offer. BRILLIANT! Time for my plan to spring into action.
I took the condom and opened the tin of Dog food and proceeded to fill the Jonny with chum. after knotting the end I placed it into a pan of cold water and gradualy heated it untill it was hot throughout.
After allowing it to cool for a few minutes, we served it up to him. How my mother kept a straight face I have no idea, but the plate came back empty except for a few shreds of burst latex.
About 2 days later he was told what he had eaten. needless to say.. the complaining stopped. and he moved out couple of weeks after.
Every Dog has his Day. Unfortunately our dog had to make due with a steak for his tea that night.
Length TROJAN
(, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 10:06, 3 replies)
To be fairit probably tasted nicer than the real thing.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 21 Sep 2008, 13:27,
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Wazzahthat haggis come in purple and grey, they are nocturnal and make a funny sight running in circles on the hills due to having one side of their legs shorter than the others.
(, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 21:54, closed)
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