Biscuits
I went to a boarding school and for a few years lived in a dorm with 17 morons. I wasnt that popular. We used to pass snacks around at night and as my bed was at one end, I used to get the dregs, you know, the really salty, damp digestive biscuits that no one else seemed to like.

Anyway, I was sick of getting the rubbish biscuits so I bought some boiled sweets and added a load of fluff from under my bed. I'd then pretend to open one in bed, someone would hear the rustling of the wrapper and demand I pass the bag on. Which I did. That showed them.

They never suspected and never got me back!!
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 15:37, 3 replies)

I apologise...
...for jizzing on those biscuits
(caffeine_junkie, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 16:23, closed)

b3ta has corrupted my mind
for that was my first (and admittedly) only thought - jizzcuits
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 18:01, closed)

Mmmmmm
Custard Creams
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:14, closed)