Eating at a steak house
..me and the ex sitting on a table-for-2, right next to another couple who are on their own table-for-2. Except they are a pair of butch lesbians. Moustaches, the mono-brow, the lot. They are holding hands in the low lighting right next to our table, and the ex is trying not to stare and laugh.
So, just as the ex is taking a nice bite of steak I say at a nicely audible level in the middle of talking about the food "So which one do you think is the bloke?"
She almost choked to death on her sirloin.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 10:24, 11 replies)

hahahahahaha!
hahahahahahaha! Lezzas! Just sitting there minding their own business and everything! I bet your ex was astounded by your insight!

Just the other day I made a comment about a couple of fuzzy-wuzzy spear-chuckers sitting near me. I ruined their evening, but as I'm a fellow fucking retard I wasn't too fazed by it.
(mark schmark, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 11:03, closed)

well that was rude
cock
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 11:15, closed)

That's
a bit racist isn't it?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 12:31, closed)

Captain Obvious...
...strikes again.

The point was over there. You missed it.
(Musuko, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 15:22, closed)

Really?
I'd never have guessed,

wow? so he was being all, like obvious, and satirical and sarcastic and stuff???

Wow,

I'd never have guessed...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 15:52, closed)

You bender
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:07, closed)

what???
you were in a steak house, sitting next to lesbians and not a single mention of beef curtains!!
(smells-like-victory-v's, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 12:07, closed)

nah
that would've been too obvious :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 12:27, closed)

that's funny....
i thought they preferred sushi
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 14:49, closed)

Erm
You were aware of course that both of them were females right?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 15:39, closed)

Um...
What's a lesbian?
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 20:49, closed)