Things in pints
weve all done it- dropped a penny into your mates pint when he isnt looking. Typically when they went the toilet.

a few years back this went a little too far.

It started off as Pennys, then peanuts then crisps. At which point the object was clearly visible - but the joke was the recipient of the prank would 'ignore' it and drink the pint anyway, gaining many kudo points for finishing the pint off - more so if it was downed in one.

More objects were used as the pranks continued, Mccoys (big crisps) beer mats, £5 notes, pens. credit cards. Bascially the rule was it had to be more outragious than the last one, and the perosn drinking it would have to pretend not to see it, then act surpised once the pint was finished.

One day one lad came back to his pint to find a mobile phone in his pint. (this was a few years back - it was a Motorola. Brick sized phone circa 2000) It barely fitted in the pint, and made most of the lager spill onto the table.

My mate simply shrugged his shoulders as if he didnt see the phone and downed the pint. Then acted surprised when the mobile fone slid out of the pint onto the bridge of his nose.

the game stopped when someone put someones wallet in their pint.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:00, 5 replies)

What about the 'squished up Mars Bar to look like a turd' trick?
Do this several times to get people acquainted with the joke.
Then log one out for real, let the glass get to their lips before stopping them, it is pretty cruel to make someone drink shit booze.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:15, closed)

this could also be done with maltesers
hmm?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:18, closed)

Shit booze.
People drink things like Fosters and Carling all the time... what's that if not shit booze?





/coat.
( Moey, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:27, closed)

Monkey piss.
Just plain old monkey piss.
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:36, closed)

as apposed to
**new and improved monkey piss**?

dust cuwious
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:38, closed)