It wasn't the best...

But I agree with Dan, Dan...

The fucking-mix-fucking-tapes one was the lowest point ever.

At least this week I've managed to get my hat-trick of true story, made up story and pun in.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:02, 3 replies)

Congrats but...
Now you have to aim for the mythical Golden Boot award, where all the three answers make it on to the best page when the question closes...
(annexed, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:08, closed)

@annexed...

I don't mean to brag...ahem...but I've done that before...a couple of times in fact.

Oh alright then, I do mean to brag

yay! etc
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:13, closed)

Darn...
Have to up the bar then. All three in the top 5? :)
(annexed, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:14, closed)

Fuck that...
One of 'em has gotta win!
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:19, closed)

Yikes!

If I ever got that I would go to the Cardinal (The b3ta bash pub in London where even as we speak The Loon, BGB and many of the B3ta Royal Family are congregating)and bare my arse in the front window.

Edit: @Kaol - I've won before too...

*head continues to swell*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:20, closed)

So have I
DIY Disasters, thank-you-very-much :p
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:22, closed)

You're not the only
people who have won you know.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:25, closed)

I know...
*hands Al and DiT "Winners Club" cigars*
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:26, closed)

Yeah!
I've won one too!

EDIT: *lights up* I say, thanks old chum!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:26, closed)

Jolly good!
*swirls brandy*
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:30, closed)

I'd never have guessed Kaol...

It's not like you mention it...often :p

Edit: Oi! - Where's my bloody cigar?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:28, closed)

*points at Al's crotch*
Smoke it.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:32, closed)

*leans towards Al*

"Hold on a minute - THAT'S NOT A CIGAR!"

*Still tries to light it*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:36, closed)

No...
It's a space-station.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:39, closed)

Oh dear god
my "space station" is on fire.

*runs around slapping crotch*

Aaaaagh, that hurts so much

*dips penis in ice water*

Oh god, that not ice water!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:44, closed)

You don't want
that cigar pooflake.

Trust me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:32, closed)

Mixtapes was a low
....but I stand by my earlier 'oh for heaven's sake stop whinging' post.

It's a bit of a 'Why Don't You' thing (showing my age here). I was always mystified by that show - talk about shoot yourself in the foot in the ratings war: how is a TV show going to be a success when the first thing it does is tell you to turn off your TV? EH???

It also made a good social barometer - the 'Chelsea gang' were always out racing gold-plated go-karts - whilst the 'Belfast gang' were having fun with half a brick and a piece of string....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:09, closed)

That's alll very well, but did you manage to achieve the QOTW gold standard..
..by mentioning your own sexual inadequacy and crippling undiagnosed autistic spectrum disorder?

You'd be looking at 10/10 QOTW points then.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:14, closed)

Fuckin' hell...
You and your arse-burgers.

If it annoys you so much, just fuck off.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:17, closed)

It's alright Kaol,
he just wants to highlight his own sexual inadequacy and crippling undiagnosed autistic spectrum disorder.

It's like a cry for help.
( Moey, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:20, closed)

Ah...
Like closeted homosexuals being the first to scream "OMFG!!!1!! U R SO GAY! LOLZ!!!"

I see.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:23, closed)

I don't have to mention my sexual inadequacy...

to my lasting regret, it is already the stuff of legend.

I'm know as 'half-a-push Charlie' round our way
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:23, closed)

Hello Amorous Badger
Do you have any other devastatingly witty comments to make, or is this the only one?

I would be interested to know.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:28, closed)

He's like one of those
Crappy fireworks.

Fire it up, it makes an annoying screaming noise, nothing great to look at, then it's spent.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:29, closed)

Funnily enough.
That describes my sexual inadequacy almost perfectly.

It's the screaming that puts them off the most.
( Moey, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:32, closed)

Hahaha!
That got a proper laugh.
And a funny look from my cow-orker.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:34, closed)

How...

do you 'ork' a cow?

you zoologists have all the fun!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:42, closed)

I'd show you
But your non-zoologist brain wouldn't cope :p
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:44, closed)

Thanks for sparing me...

my brain struggles to cope with most things lately, so something that sounds as strenuous as cow orking might cause me to burst a blood vessel or two...

:)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:47, closed)

Sign of old age :p
As long as you're still functional for your gig!

*excited*
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:52, closed)

I find it interesting, though.
I mean, it seems to think that it is incredibly clever and superior to everything else, yet it only ever trots out the same line over and over and over again.

I suspect that it thinks it's funny, or that it is performing some kind of social satire. Sadly, it doesn't seem to have the capacity to adequately carry out either task.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:33, closed)

People that make the same joke all the time are so lame
*gets handbag*

*goes Oooooooo*

*fucks goat*

*drinks tea*

Of course when I say tea, I mean septic vaginal discharges

*can't think of other jokes that he makes all teh time*

*remembers madeline mcann*

*makes poor quality reference to maddie*

*makes bad pun too*

*makes up story about wanking with one true part*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:37, closed)

Haha
You have a point there.

Maybe, after all, The Amorous Badger is the saviour of QOTW?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:39, closed)

Now steady on
He's a cunt plain and simple. And our jokes are funny.

Well, mine are.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:40, closed)

*coughs*
Bollocks.
Er... I mean, yeah. You're great :)
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:48, closed)

Yeah I am
and if you didn't have arse-burgers and screaming sexual inadequacies you would know it too.

Fuck, it must be contagious.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:50, closed)