fourth?
The highest I've ever been!

Incidentally, I have the first story. We were sat around drinking one time, playing I have never. The inevitable question comes up "I have never had sex with fruit". There is a silence. No one wants to drink.

Expect one man, who we shall call D. He drinks with relish, and then is forced to admit he had sex with a grapefruit. Not even a melon. A grapefruit, with all its tough flesh and stinging, bitter juice.

Apparently he was quite lonely, and it just happened.

A long silence followed, until someone piped up with "I have never had sex with a dog". But that's another story...
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:54, 1 reply)

Willy cheese?
Fanny Batter?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:55, closed)