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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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There was this one time when i was making a sandwich after getting out of the shower. The floor was a bit wet and all I had on was a towel.

I somehow slipped and the peanut butter i was using for the sandwich smahsed off the tabletop and drippled into my lap. At this point my dog walked in and i swear that's all that happened your honour.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)

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