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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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We chose... poorly
A word of warning, if you and your partner ever get the sudden urge to slather your bodies with something and that something has to be yohgurt (chocolate mousse was out of the question for some forgotten reason) be sure and choose carefully. The urge befell me and my ex one day, back in the days where sex was still at the experimental stage for me, so we bought a large tub of Onken for to lick off each other, as you do.

However, this particular yohgurt was the kind with bits in; you know pieces of fruit, pips etc. The whole thing kinda stops being remotely sexy when you have to stop and chew intermittantly.

We had to admit defeat early on and the pot languished uneaten in the fridge. Neither of us could bring ourselves to finish it such was the shame.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:34, 1 reply)
The Onken
Peaches and Oats yoghurt is spectacular stuff, really good.

But no, it is not a sexy yoghurt. Those oats could get lodged places.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:01, closed)

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