Chocolate sauce.
Some years ago I was going out with what can only be described as a nympho, the incident I'm going to tell you about took place in my room at my parents house while they were out.
We were getting it on when she produced some chocolate sauce for us to try, i'll spare you the main details suffice to say it got quite messy. We finished up and figured we'd take a shower together to get cleaned up so off we popped to the bathroom where we were met by my very shocked mother doing her hair in the mirror... What she must've thought when confronted by two very naked people with sauce mostly around the genital areas and all around our mouths I'll never know. Dam that new block paving on the drive or we'd have heard them arrive.
Never been mentioned since either!
(Kip, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:54, 1 reply)

oh god
I read that and then realised who wrote it.

MIND BLEACH!!!!!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:43, closed)