Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Alwayscheck your girlfiends mouth for chillis pre-bj after inserting a spring onion into her vinegar.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:22, 2 replies)
Are you confusing"vinegar" with "vagina"?
I'm not sure which answer gives the best outcome.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:24, closed)
I made the same mistakeGot kicked out of the fish and chip shop and Mrs Wooden Meal was not happy about being smeared over my chips in front of strangers.
It was fine when she got to know them...
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:49, closed)
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