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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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This is a valid question
Surely they can't just come off like that!
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:31, 1 reply)
also,
if you were to inadvertently eat a genital wart, why would it give you a rash? surely it would give you a wart?

i mean, i'm no sexual health expert, but it does smell a bit like lies in here...
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:33, closed)
It's not a lie from my point of view
However the person who it happened to, who really wasn't me. Had a rash on half his face and this was the story he gave. I tended to believe him cause I'm a foolish trusting sort but also I don't know why he would make that up rather than something normal. Though he's not nearly a close friend so he could just be a decieving perverted man. That's actually more likely now I think about it.

I thought I'd finally found a qotw I had a decent answer for. :( My life must be dismally boring, i'm going to buy some porridge mix and a watermellon, ask my girlfriend over and see if I can get a better story tommorow.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:52, closed)

Your QOTW answer got more replies than any other so far, so boring it aint.

Please include photos of the porridge/watermelon/girlfriend/sexytiems tetralogy :-)
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:12, closed)

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