Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I once dated a lady who worked for Audi and loved Chinese foodWhen it came to sex she liked nothing better than to strap a spring to her knees and elbows and bounce around on all fours with a duck pancake in her mouth. We used to have the most explosive orgasms that way; she said it was all down to the “Four spring duck technique”.
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:41,
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You, sir, are a cunt.A funny, funny cunt.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:45,
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yupinto the memory for later regourgitation...
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I always thought the phrase wasask a stupid person get a stupid answer...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:28,
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