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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)

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I once had sex with someone from a special needs home.
Does having had relations with a cabbage qualify me for this QOTW?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:59, 9 replies)

Only if this isn't true.

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thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:10, closed)

bindun
on page one ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:10, closed)

Yeah but that was probably a lie.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:11, closed)

WINNER.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:16, closed)

I predict that nothing will come close to this for wit, brevity or truth this week.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:20, closed)

I had sex with someone who was NUTS
:(
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:26, closed)

I had sex with someone who was chunky.
Together we could make peanut butter.
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:08, closed)

needs more linebreaks
and aspergers. 2/10, must try harder.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 20:01, closed)

I have a rare form of Crippling Undiagnosed Internet Aspergers.
It makes me spack out, take lots of drugs and get sucked off by supermodels in the back of Hondas if I do a line break.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:04, closed)

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