Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Smarties.Smarites long ago lost their innocence for me. One thing about smarties is when they *ahem* return from their 'quest', they are completly white, the colour has to go somewhere. Cue rainbow snatch. What a party trick. But if filling your mouth with them, then giving a blowjob, be very very careful not to split the shells :) He thought we were gonna have to go to a&e. What a baby, I didn't moan when he lost those jelly beans.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:43, 1 reply)
I can now see why you suggested this questionAlso, you've only been a member for five minutes (well, 10 days) and already Scaryduck is taking your advice. Clearly you have superpowers or something.
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GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 21:00,
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