Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Maple Syrup SEEMS like a great lickable sex aid, like chocolate saucebut don't underestimate how sticky it is. It takes fucking ages to lick off a lady's tits, and they'll still stick together afterwards. (Also: don't snigger at how amusing that is, it doesn't go down well either)
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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:13,
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Too lateI sniggered...
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Never thought about it before, butI imagine it would be a bitch to clean the sheets as well.
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Speaking of going down well...Do encourage the dear lady to wash any traces of sugary goo from between her firm and supple thighs.
There are _so_ many bad things that can happen if she does not.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:38,
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I sniggered tooand I've GOT tits.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:05, closed)
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