Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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strawberry milkshakefor some strange bizarre reason my ex decided he was going to pour strawberry milkshake into my belly button then lick it out.
he forgot that earlier that day i'd had my belly button pierced.
he swallowed a crusty attached to the bar.
my belly button was left alone after that (he had a strange fixation with it that i'll never quite understand)
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:03, Reply)
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