Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Legend has it...A guy is bum loving a bird, and he spits his muck and falls asleep. Wakes up next morning, jumps in the shower and whilst cleaning under the farmers hat he discovers a piece of sweetcorn. Chap doesn't like the stuff but finds out his lady friend does. It's from her ARSE! Ewwwww!
Wow, typing this out on my phone is giving me cramp!
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:46, 1 reply)
ewwAlthough I was hoping you were going to say that he ate it.
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rofl harris, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:12,
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there's a rumour that the band Korn got their namebecause the singer was at a party where (and this is where I suspect the story is false) a gay was felching another gay in the kitchen and stuck his tongue out revealing a piece of corn.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:20,
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