Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Wrong, wrong wrongSpit and polish does the trick I'm told.
On a brighter note, I bet you're lovely really and no self respecting cucumber would say no.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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You were told wrongSpit is not at all sufficient lubrication for anal - unless she's incredibly loose. Or you're incredibly small.
Oh, and don't bother with KY, that stuff is useless. Maximus or Liquid silk FTW.
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