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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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...is it generally known to all (except me, obviously) that ketchup and indeed ketchup bottles are riddled with STDs? I mean, why the condom?
( , Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:08, 8 replies)
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so you don't get shit on your ketchup bottle
( , Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:18, closed)
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...truly, it never occurred to me that they'd do anything but bin it afterwards. Well, that's assuming they didn't lose it up there and have to waste NHS funding getting it out again - what would they do in that situation then, ask for it back on account of looking forward to a fish supper the next day?
Ick. And that's coming from a bloke who likes teh cock.
( , Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:29, closed)
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it'd never occur to me shove a ketchup bottle up there in the first place
( , Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:46, closed)
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has a lot of STDs, at least 57 varieties.
( , Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:27, closed)
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One of the leading causes of STI's, by all accounts.
( , Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:30, closed)
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