Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Fuck, I'd prefer the STD idea......truly, it never occurred to me that they'd do anything but bin it afterwards. Well, that's assuming they didn't lose it up there and have to waste NHS funding getting it out again - what would they do in that situation then, ask for it back on account of looking forward to a fish supper the next day?
Ick. And that's coming from a bloke who likes teh cock.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:29, 1 reply)
takes all sortsit'd never occur to me shove a ketchup bottle up there in the first place
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:46,
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Heheheh......no argument from me on that :)
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:57, closed)
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