So...
...is it generally known to all (except me, obviously) that ketchup and indeed ketchup bottles are riddled with STDs? I mean, why the condom?
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:08, 8 replies)

I'd have thought it obvious
so you don't get shit on your ketchup bottle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:18, closed)

Fuck, I'd prefer the STD idea...
...truly, it never occurred to me that they'd do anything but bin it afterwards. Well, that's assuming they didn't lose it up there and have to waste NHS funding getting it out again - what would they do in that situation then, ask for it back on account of looking forward to a fish supper the next day?

Ick. And that's coming from a bloke who likes teh cock.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:29, closed)

takes all sorts
it'd never occur to me shove a ketchup bottle up there in the first place
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:46, closed)

Heheheh...
...no argument from me on that :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:57, closed)

I know the Heinz ketchup
has a lot of STDs, at least 57 varieties.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:27, closed)

Daddy's sauce
One of the leading causes of STI's, by all accounts.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:30, closed)

Arf!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:22, closed)

maybe it's
in case you have a 'two guys one bottle' moment.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 19:02, closed)