Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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i've said it before and i'll say it againmy ex writing his own name on his own arm with chocolate body paint and licking it off with his own tongue has to be the very definition of egotism, no?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 23:02,
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Is it not......just the chocolate body paint equivalent of masturbation?
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Hmmm. Isn't your ex the one who....Are you sure it was chocolate?
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maybe he was just hungry......and his name was longer than yours?
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OrHe had a really short name, and didn't feel like writing too much?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:53, closed)
The one bit of recurring information I ever get from your postsappears to be that you have an awful taste in men.
No offence intended to any current gentlemen callers.
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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