
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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As any dad should know. The most erotic thing is BREASTMILK. YUMYUM
( , Fri 7 Aug 2009, 23:20, 4 replies)

As any dad will know, it's seemingly the least erotic thing for the mother. It's not the end of the world that they lose any small sexual appetite they may have had, it's the looking at you as if you'd just suggested you'd rather go with your own mother when you suggest such a thing that winds me up.
( , Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:24, closed)

As a Dad of six,mum has never complained when i've enjoyed a gobfull. As for Oedipus complex, no, my mums 78,lovely but not sexually active.
( , Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:57, closed)

I was going to say suggested it with HER mother, but she's actually alright.
( , Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:53, closed)

It wasn't even my kid she was producing it for.... Is that wrong?
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:22, closed)
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