debbie
many moons ago, i shared a flat with my best friend, debbie. she was going out with a bloke whom we shall call tim, as i've forgotten his name.
being the sex-crazed bitch that she is, i would often be relegated to the couch of a night, so they could get up to mischief in peace in the bedroom.
one particular night, there was a lot of to-ing amd fro-ing between the bedroom and kitchen, not to mention excessive giggling.
just as i was finally starting to nod off, i heard a tremendous shriek from the bedroom. rushing out into the hall to investigate, i was greeted by the sight of debbie, naked and dripping pink goo, rushing to the bathroom. as she ran past, she screamed at tim: "you fucking stupid prick! you're not supposed to leave the angel delight in the freezer for 2 hours first!"

oh, how i laughed.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:03, 9 replies)

Hang on...
The two of you shared a flat. Ok so far.
And for her to have sex, you had to sleep on the sofa. Wait, what?

So was this a one bedroom flat?
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:13, closed)

yes. yes it was.
the bedroom was quite large enough for our 2 single beds.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:43, closed)

Ok
Thanks for clearing that up.


Is it sad that now I find myself wondering whether or not it's legal to rent out a one bedroom flat with two single beds in it?
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 10:43, closed)

not at all
although the flat was only rented to her, i was merely staying with her for an extended period of time, until my mother stopped screaming at me and let me go home ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:20, closed)

That part's probably legal
The camera, on the other hand...
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:53, closed)

Tsk
Pink Angel delight? The only flavour worth a fuck has to be Butterscotch.
( Sallyrsm, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:45, closed)

Butterscotch?
I'd rather eat wasp poo after I'd removed them from my arse.
Cruellist invention ever. It looks nice, it even smells nice. Just foul.
Gimme the pink anytime. (I think that came out ok)
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:56, closed)

"I'd rather eat wasp poo after I'd removed them from my arse"
You are a wasp AICMFP
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:54, closed)

i can't stand angel delight
or custard, rice pudding, semolina, mousse or any other gloopy dessert.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:44, closed)