Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Ouchdogs don't really lick though. They sort of gulpily chew. And they have large teeth. To be honest, I'd rather be fingered by Freddie Krueger than run the risk of having my mimsy devoured by an over enthusiastic canine. Like a Labrador. Daft as a fucking brush they are.
Cats, on the other hand, if they could be arsed to do the same have that little sandpapery tongue, and are generally rather more nonchalant.
I sound like I've given Zoolingus rather too much thought, don't I.
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Sallyrsm, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:36,
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Surely-an anteater would be the most logical candidate?
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:27,
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