Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Strawberries and creamIf you ever decide to get frisky using strawberries and squirty cream (classy bloke me) at you girlfriends Mum's house, in her front room on her sofa, then remember to make sure you clean it all off properly afterards.
Otherwise she will come back from holiday a week later and wonder what the strange gone-off-milk smell is that lingers for weeks.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:05, Reply)
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