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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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An ex mrs Lizard once tried to suck me off with ice cubes in her mouth.
A truly horrid experience that i wouldn't recommend to anyone as the freezing quality of ice is actually very painful on the exposed shaft and the sudden knee jerk spasm of the missus suddenly realising she has sensitive teeth can and will leave small nibble marks on your cock.
* Length - flacid and painful.
( , Sun 9 Aug 2009, 5:06, 4 replies)
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/public service announcement
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:29, closed)
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a little crushed ice, allowed to melt a bit in the mouth - can be quite nice - and it gives the lady enough time to find out if she's got sensitive teeth without it being a danger to you =)
oh how I miss highschool...
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:56, closed)
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