Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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CarrotIf you must misuse a carrot anally then at least make sure it isn't fresh out of the fridge. Ow.
And if warming it up, don't use the microwave because thereafter the carrot will split at an unexpected moment, creating a sharpish ridge. Ow again.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 9:35, 1 reply)
The best ones are room temperature and bumpy....or so I've heard.
/Coughs.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 9:36, closed)
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