Urban legend or fucking hilarious?
I haven't had a chance to read through all the other answers yet to see if this story has popped up, so all apologies if this has already been claimed to be true by somebody else, or been debunked as an urban legend...

Anyways, a girl I used to work with told me this story about one of her male friends from uni. He was traveling in South America somewhere and was getting quite friendly with some of the local ladies, possibly not being as careful as he should have been.
When he got back to Canada he started feeling a burning when he took a piss. Went to the doctors and got checked out for everything, and nothing came up. After a second round of tests, and a camera up a hole where no camera should ever go, a doctor came and asked discreetly if said bloke had engaged in anal sex with any women recently. The reason being that the burning sensation had been caused by a piece of partially digested jalopeno pepper lodged behind his foreskin..

I've been drinking most of the day, and I'm watching a movie. Sorry if what I just typed was complete gibberish. If I have a little more to drink I'll tell some stories about myself, or perhaps a nice pun.
(r0ach, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:22, 1 reply)

this does well in a lot of waspy college type circles in nermerica
mainly because so many are circimcised - any bloke with the full bhuna will tell you - if something was burning under the foreskin you'd simply have a look - it doesnt need a doctor to peel a foreskin back

similar tales often include sweetcorn
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:36, closed)