Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
« Go Back
not me but...a friend* from collge drunkly decided to tell my best mate that he used to lovingly please his ex by shoving a mars bar into her lady bits and then eat it out.
...my mate decided to tell me this lovely story as i take a bite out of the mars bar i just purchased.
haven't been able to have one since. thanks Andy (Y)
*i say friend, but he was just the guy constantly trying to get into my best mate's girlfriend's pants. He failed. So he decided to sleep with a 15 year old instead...but thats for another qotw
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)
« Go Back