Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Tales of alcohol and sex...?You mean people sometimes have sex without alcohol...?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:50, 1 reply)
more of a tip reallytrying to bang the cadaver of a recently deceased bag lady?
bit crusty down there?
then slosh some Baileys on!
wont make the dead tramp clopper any more workable but will definitely improve the Baileys
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:27,
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