Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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*Googles*Fuck, you're not wrong. I'd write a song about it, if only there was a name for an ugly creature that rhymed with Margoyles...
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TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:31,
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How about...Susan Boyle(s)? Nah, that won't work.
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Miriam Margoyle....as rancid as a rutting gargoyle,
wrapped in silver kitchen foil,
dipped in week old frying oil,
less attractive than susan boyle.
thats the last I got to see of ms M. Margoyle.
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