Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I heard Az has to roll boulders down into your monsterous foofoo just to give him the friction he likes(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:21,
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I heard from the lady scarecrow you last violated that she had to stuff 3 hay bales down your jap just so she could expand your girth to the point that she didn't have to ask 'is it in yet?'(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:25,
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I came 12 Shreaded Wheatsstill going to the Bash? I think most people are still going from the sounds of it...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:46,
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