dirty as in grubby and grimy?
doesn't appeal to me. mind you, using food doesn't particularly either, other than the above because it involves intricate tracery and stuff. arty. I'm all about pretentious sex.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:14, 1 reply)

pretentious, meaningful, sensuous...
rank alongside "rolepay" and "teamwork" as words I fear.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:24, closed)

Or the words that strike fear and terror into my very soul
"I'd like to share with you this poem which I wrote, which really encapsulates what I'm feeling at the moment"

I'm with CHCB on this one.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:41, closed)

wasn't entirely serious there
am with you most of the way. roleplay particularly *shudder*

fortunately no one has ever tried to tell me their feelings via the medium of poetry.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:45, closed)