I can't get into the idea of food and sex together.
I just know that after ten minutes of playful pottering around with the contents of the fridge with my partner, I would be chowing down on the left over tuna pasta while he forlornly finishes himself off by the tumble dryer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:39, 6 replies)

an idea?
"while he forlornly finishes himself off by the tumble dryer" is better than "while he forlornly finishes himself off on/in/over the tumble dryer"?
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:30, closed)

forlornly finishes himself off by the tumble dryer.
made me laugh so much I had a little wee.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:30, closed)

All too specific
The tumble drier... is a very specific place to be 'finishing off'...
(pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:10, closed)

^this^
Does your house consist of varied themed zones you retire to / are sent to dependant on your behaviour?

"Here we have the naughty corner, the reading corner, there's the dunce's corner and over here, next to the tumbledrier, is the unsatisfying climax corner"

I do truly hope so

*click*
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:10, closed)

clicks
"while he forlornly finishes himself off by the tumble dryer."

brill like vintage, Charlie Brooker.

Funny looks from me collegues lols.... have a clicky
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:01, closed)

!
Clicks for honesty
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:39, closed)