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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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"And then Smurfette starts to laugh. And promptly shits the bed."
HAHAHAHAHA perfect finishing line

I've had the liquid shits before, it's not fun. Especially when every time you think they're over you go and sit/lie down again, and more filters into your bowels and off you trot back to the bog
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:45, 1 reply)
^This^
Worryingly, all of this post actually applies to me too.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:54, closed)
Same here...
The greatest feeling in the world is being able to fart again after a case of the shits!!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:06, closed)
Oh Yes
Yes I agree but what about the tentative test farts you have to make before deciding if you need to run to the bathroom or not.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, closed)

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